1. Girls from Lakeland, FL who beat another girl should be strung out and beaten themselves. These girls are obviously problem children and their parents do not seem to be much better. I hope these kids get theirs. Afterall, who’s dumb enough to give an ass beating and record it on tape? The problem is that the beatings and rapes that most of these juvi offenders will endure while in our jail system will not make them better individuals.
2. Serial Killers - every year we get at least one serial killer in Daytona Beach. EVERY YEAR! Usually they kill prostitutes and these women are not attractive in any manner, many of them with aids. In fact, there are not many attractive people wandering around Daytona in general so you can imagine the hookers. So I pose this question: Have the serial killers become more like Daytona’s waste management system?
3. Bad tattoo artists - WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO PEOPLE??? Lately I have seen some of the worst artwork being inked on people and the images being posted as portfolio pieces online. I am so sick of looking at it and I just want to cry for these people who are scarred by these “artists”. Just because someone can draw doesn’t mean they can translate the image to a good tattoo.
Example:
Remember: THIS SHIT IS PERMANENT!!!!!!!!!
ren·e·gade [ rénnə gàyd ] (plural ren·e·gades)
noun
Definition:
1. traitor: somebody who abandons previously held beliefs or loyalties
2. rebel: somebody who chooses to live outside laws or conventions
How can you use your vagina to rebel against society?
1. Bedazzle your puss with a clit ring or tattoo. After all, there can’t be many women on your block who can claim the same.
2. Pee outside like an animal (or my father-in-laws’s ex-girlfriend)
3. Smoke from your vagina - they do it overseas and there’s a huge video market as well.
4. Fire artilary from your vagina. Ping pong balls have worked for underage girls in Bangkok for years!
5. Disreguard all previous loyalties and cheat on your partner with your new regegade puss (see #1 above).
6. Be like Britney and Paris - go Comando!!! Show your muff to any and all paparatzzzzzi.
7. It takes time to transform your vagina into a renegade. Be sure to neglect your pubic mound and go on strike! Refuse to trim your bush and taint.
8. Spread the word and the love. Be sure to point out all the things others can do with their conformist vaginas to be a renegade (it worked for Jesus)!
PS… We cannot condone selling the usage rights to your vagina to be considered a renegade. That would make you an outlaw and a prostitute.
Ok - what’s with names? Parents - do your kids a favor and stop naming them so poorly!
There is a science to names - don’t send your child out into the world with a dumb ass name… save those for your pets!
Check spelling too - no one really appreciates your creativity when it comes to spelling your child’s name, especially the kid getting picked on cause you thought it was a good idea to name him something ridiculous that after 6 beers and a fifth of whiskey…. ask somebody how to spell for fuck’s sake!
Get in together America….
So I am at Fashion Square Mall yesterday cause Lo wanted another friggin Webkins (I need stock in this company at this point) and we stopped at the food court. She wants Pizza and I want Bourbon Chicken…. so in each line, there are people up my ass! How fucking close do you need to be to the person in front of you when you are waiting in line to order food? I swear to god these people were trying to get a pap smear they were so far up my hind quarters!!
As I am paying, the douchebag behind me reaches over my plate to grab her plasticware! I don;t want your nasty arm hovering over my food!!! Now you know I had a comment for her which I will keep to myself but be assured it was juicy and rude. I get this at many of the stores I go to too…
Now I don’t want to stereotype but I have to here. Most of the people who do this to me are of non-caucasin decent. The white people who do it are usually drunks or severe rednecks. Who the fuck do you think you are to interrupt my sales transaction? I assure you that I do not want to be near your rude asses and I will move ASAP if only I could get around your lurking fat ass!!!!!!!!
And you old bitches at the grocery store - grow up and pass away will you? You are some of the rudest people I have met! You all have sour faces and look like you haven’t had a roll in the sack in about 20 years…. maybe that’s why you feel the need to ride my heels and clip them with your shopping cart - if I were you, I would commit suicide and end it before giving anyone else the pleasure of choaking you or cutting your feet off so you can’t run people down in the grocery store anymore…..
You old farty men will escape my wrath either - you suck too! Everytime I hold the door for an old person (mostly men) they always neglect to say thank you… WTF? You should be so lucky that a disgruntled bitch like me bothers to try to be nice…. you can all fuck off….
And what’s with women pushing their kids in traffic by the airport? Usually Latin women trying to cross SR 436, pushing their babies in strollers, using the child as a shield from the oncoming cars they are walking in front of… I am beginning to think this is the simpliest form of child murder available to mothers who are losing their mind because they got knocked up by some thug and now have too many mouths to feed (although they rarely look like they are missing a meal if you know what i mean).
And another thing - what’s with people in movie theatre running their mouths and then acting surprised when someone comments about it? Are you that fucking stupid to think people pay $10 to see and movie and don’t actually want to hear it? I don’t mind paying outrages prices to see a flick if only I could hear it!!!! You people are the decline of the movie theatre industry! No one wants to go spend their paycheck to watch a film you want to scream and talk through… assholes… but there is hope for you and it’s called The Rocky Horror Picture Show!! But I doubt your simple minds will be able to comprehend that so you should skip it. Afterall there really is no hope for you either.
This is why I stay at home……..
